sarcasticsymphony:

"Bad news comes don’t you worry even when it lands.
Good news will work its way to all them plans.
We both got fired on exactly the same day.
Well we’ll float on good news is on the way.”

(Source: wadamelen)

Tags: hm good lord

redtemplo:

babefield:

it here

*prepares my grave*

(via cynicalslut666)

Tags: jfc unf

radiallylex:

oh.
"When someone is crying, of course, the noble thing to do is to comfort them. But if someone is trying to hide their tears, it may also be noble to pretend you do not notice them."

Lemony Snicket (via fairestregal)

(via cannotthinkstraight)

uglygirlsclub:

i keep going back to look at this

uglygirlsclub:

i keep going back to look at this

(via peaceloveandmanatees)

Tags: omg babe

meladoodle:

ohh nice drawing son… ill put it right here in the shredder where it’ll be nice and safe

(Source: meladoodle, via stability)

lordoftheinternet:

i’m glad the shit that lives in the ocean lacks the ability to leave the ocean because most of it is scary as fuck

(via stability)

ghettoouniversity:

exohbianca:

😋

$$$

ghettoouniversity:

exohbianca:

😋

$$$

(Source: sofieah, via meow-ana)

bricesander:

Me on the phone.

bricesander:

Me on the phone.

(via cynicalslut666)